We’ve password-protected most of our site down because of all you trendy wankers who started invading our shows after the little incident with that actress eating fuck on stage in Santa Fe.

We’re still playing, but you’ll never find us. Go away; go away now.

Now playing: Fuckeaters’ Treat!
(Lyrics)

David Fuckeater
fuckelectronics

Klara Fuckeater
fuckbass

Paul Fuckeater
fuckguitars

Steve O. Fuckeater
fuckdrums