Fuckeaters Spy!

Behind every door,
Fuckeaters know the score.

We’re always spying,
We know who’s lying.

We know who’s plying
And we know who’s buying.

There’s no denying,
We’re always eyeing.

No need for scrying,
We’re always prying.

And if you’re lying,
You’ll soon be complying.

If you’re not supplying,
You might end up dying.

No need for sighing,
Bigger fish we’re frying!

We’re hai-hai-haing
Now we’re all flying!

We’ve gone awry!
Fuckeaters spy!